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I’ve blogged previously about my love of the VH1 show Behind the Music, and honestly, the Very Special Episode on Milli Vanilli is one of the most cherished hours I have ever spent watching television. However, there is one phrase that some people use in query letters that never fails to remind me of the tragic lives of Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus as documented by a serious narrator on Behind the Music. And that phrase is “is shattered.”
“Is shattered” is used a lot in query letters. Here’s just a short list of some of the things that I have seen “shattered” in a query letter.
– Someone’s faith in the world
– Someone’s sense of complacency
– Someone’s optimistic outlook
– Someone’s heterosexuality
On the one hand this is good — if something is shattering, it suggests that something is going wrong, which means the book probably has a plot. Plot is good.
On the other hand, “is shattered” is kind of a cliche, and here’s why I would hesitate to recommend that people use it.
1) It’s passive. “Nathan’s day is shattered when he finds out Lauren Conrad sold a book and he wasn’t the agent.” The passive voice is found in your query!
2) It’s vague. What does “is shattered” mean anyway? It’s very nonspecific, and when every word counts, it’s important to use words that count.
3) Agents see it so often. You couldn’t have known this, so as with anything else, don’t feel bad if you used it, and there’s no way I passed on your query just because you shattered something in your query. And I’m sure “is shattered,” as with anything else, has been used effectively sometime somewhere.
So in sum: be careful with “is shattered.” If you do, in the immortal words of the Behind the Music narrator, “it all came crashing down.”
Heterosexuality? Really? That doesn’t even make sense to me.
Congrats on the much-deserved nod, Nathan!
Critics, too, appear to resort to “is shattered” under duress–I mean, deadline.
Take this opening ‘graph from Janet Maslin’s book review in today’s New York Times:
“Francine Prose’s novel ‘Goldengrove’ starts out sounding dangerously like one of those books about that summer. You know the drill: An innocently happy family IS SHATTERED [caps mine] by an abrupt accident, disease, divorce, suicide, kidnapping, affair or other cosmic game changer.”
Erg…
You see, I think Ms. Maslin used the phrase “is shattered” very intentionally there because she’s alluding to those cliches she lists.
I *knew* Lauren’s book deal would be making an appearance in your blog today! It was actually my first thought when I heard the news :).
Your blog rocks! Glad to see it get some Blogger love.
Thank goddess I didn’t use the word Shattered in my query, because now maybe someone phenomenal will consider representing me. That Lauren may be smart and pretty but she’s a damn fool.
Thank you for the hint. Since I will be sending you a query on my first novel soon, it’s nice to know what you like and don’t like. Not that I want to kiss up!
Gotta work on that personalizing…
Great inside information. Good to know in case I ever write a book about my shattered life. ha.
I’m one of those people that is told they should write a book about their lives- all the time. Thanks to my very nutty family, lots of drama when I was a teen- and unusual experiences. Always try to explain to folks that I’m happily UN-shatterd, thank you very much, and not interested in being defined by the past by writing a book about it. I’d rather be defined by the awesome present. Besides- everyone has a story. Those “shattered lives” books must be a dime a dozen.
Great blog.
Nathan,
Ahhhh, I DO see. Now. The first time around, that string of cliches made me yech and flee the scene.
On second reading, I appreciate what Ms. Maslin’s doing. But I still don’t think I’m going to read that book! (I’m just not into coming-of-age and smug attempts to disguise/elevate/reinvent the genre…Oh, excuse me. The Loved One just shattered my ego by whacking me on the head with a printout of my own smug attempt to disguise/elevate/reinvent the genre…)
First time reading your blog, and I am hooked.Congratulations on being noteworthy!
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You have 61 comments with people finding ways to used “is shattered”? Hmmm. This blog fad just might be overrated. I was hoping to find more literary minds giving their two bits.
Great Blog and I did find it from the blogs of note.
I knew some folks from the UK who said someone was shattered if they were drunk, exhausted, etc. It was a while ago, though.
“You look shattered.”
Such a great expression.
Yours is the first “Blog of Note” I have ever looked at and what a pleasant surprise! I’ll be coming back.
Hello!
I am a writer (ha, how many times have you heard that?) however that has little to do with why I’m writing in here.
I saw your blogger on blogs of note and read what you had to say. You’re amusing and fun- at least in my opinion. I’ll more then likely watch your blog from here on because I’ve enjoyed what I’ve read thus far!
Btw, my name is Erica (hi again)
Have a good day and congrats on being featured. 🙂
Thank you for pointing out “shattered” – at least I learn something today.
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wow…nice blog
regard
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Hi Nathan… I was just going through my blog and surfing some other blogs where I found an interesting blog of yours. I think people like me need your help to showcase our writing talent. Being an Indian, you shall find plenty of writing talent but the resources to showcase them are really scanty. I wish more people get chance to publish the novels. I am a writer and have written a fiction novel. I would be happy if you can guide me somehow. Thanks again.
Regards,
Bhavin
I liked the “shattered” blog. I’ll probably be subscribing in a minute or two based on that one entry alone. It was funny and informative!
What else have you got?
Tooj,
You have 61 comments with people finding ways to used “is shattered”? Hmmm. This blog fad just might be overrated. I was hoping to find more literary minds giving their two bits.
Peruse the archives. This is a light-hearted blog, but it’s pretty amazing how much useful information sifts through. This place, Miss Snark’s and Janet Reid’s Query Shark archives are a crash course on query writing.
Tips on how to approach agents, edits, genres etc abound. It’s the nuts-and-bolts stuff that is just good information without all the fluff.
thanks, and glad to be here! love your blog.
ha ha ha I think i lost it at holy tyra!!!
Nathan I did you the favor of translating the above comments…no need to thank me:
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Nice. Congratulations
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As for Lauren Conrad, if I wasn’t aware of the fact that Gyspy Rose Lee “wrote” and sold a novel, I’d be devastated. As it is, I’m nonplussed and experiencing ennui.
But congrats on your blog recognition! Well deserved!
Ok, so I read through some of the comments on your blog and all I have to say is, “Wow”. It is amazing how many people will just simply say, you’re great, and have no substance. I don’t mean to demean those faithful followers who hang on your every word, but still I see this all the time in online reviews, sometimes the same words are used. “Great book,” “Amazing,” “A must read for everyone”. Maybe I’m a little disenchanted, who knows.
That aside, you could probably do a whole blog just on various words and phrases that should be avoided not only for being hackneyed phrases (hackneyed being on that list but a favorite word of mine to describe the situation, along with chestnut), but also because there are better ways to make your idea do more than just jump off the page.
A good read on certain words and phrases that our English teachers told us not to use but really are ok is Miss Thistlebottom’s Hobgoblins. If you have not read it, you should, you will laugh aloud. It is written by Theodore Bernstein.
“All this chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter bout
Shmatta, shmatta, shmatta — I cant give it away on 7th avenue
This towns been wearing tatters (shattered, shattered)
Work and work for love and sex
Aint you hungry for success, success, success, success
Does it matter? (shattered) does it matter?
Im shattered.
Shattered”
– Jagger/Richards
congrats, nathan
Why does this blog keep returning to the fold of cliches when it should avoid them like the plague?
I think you should quit this like a bad habit. But who am I, the Pope in Rome?
[That was as painful to write as it is to read. Sorry. Had to.]
I take on one of my favorite “super-cliches” in my blog, “Rockstar”.
Down here (and I believe in the UK as well) ‘shattered’ can mean extremely exhausted and tired. And that’s usually how I use it. I couldn’t see myself using iti n a query for more then one reason now I guesss. 🙂
For over-used and inappropriate words, how about “sexy”?
“Shattered” is a very specific expression, it means “broken beyond repair”, like trying to piece together something made of glass, it is not redeemable.
Apropos of nothing in this particular post, I just wanted to say that I’m looking forward to reading “Churchill By Himself.”
this is very helpful!!! gr8 blog!!!
Reminds me of the Billy Collins poem, Tension.
I can’t understand your blog. Maybe you should use smaller words. hehe.
Bah humbug, let’s forget this shatter business and get down to the Milli Vanilli expose – I am SO intrigued!