UPDATE: VOTING IS CLOSED! Ladies… gentlemen… Chris Harrison… This has been an incredible journey. I can honestly say this has been the hardest decision of my life, and it just kills me to have to decide who gets to stay… and who has to go home. I really hate to say goodbye to these amazing […]
Lainey is right, we’ve not yet hit 700 entries so my resolve should not be crumbling, particularly after I expressed so much confidence that I could handle a billion. It’s just… I mean… Have you seen the…. But no matter. Please continue to enter!! And sure, tell your friends. Because I’m crazy. But please note […]
You may be surprised and/or heartened to know that I am still completely ready for the challenge of choosing finalists out of the, um, lots of entries in the Largely Indispensable First Paragraph Challenge. I’ll have you know I have only broken down in tears once in the last few days (that was when I […]
To answer your questions: yes, I still prefer bourbon, and no, Captain Morgan are not corporate sponsors (more like corporate enablers). Hooray for the LIFPC! And now’s the part of the Largely Indisipensible First Paragraph Challenge where I puff out my chest and act like I’m totally ready for the task of selecting a winner […]
Me at 8:36 Pacific Time.
UPDATE: TIME’S UP!! THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED After the deluge I mean success of the Stupendously Ultimate First Line Challenge, and after seeing so many wonderful first lines, I couldn’t help but wonder — what came next?? Well. Now’s your chance to fire off more than just a sentence. This week’s contest is THE […]