Following Part I
Person #1: You know what drives me crazy? I just can’t believe how many insanely wonderful books are out there. I don’t even know what publishers are thinking publishing all those insanely wonderful books.
Person #2: I know! I walk into a bookstore and I can’t even find a book to read because there are so many insanely wonderful books to choose from.
Person #1: You know I read an entire book the other day and I found ZERO TYPOS?
Person #2: Ugh. How anything gets published with zero typos I’ll never know. Do you know how easy they are to miss?
Person #1: Zero typos! I swear! I was so impressed I threw it across the room.
Person #2: You know what I’ve heard? There aren’t any editors who don’t edit anymore.
Person #1: No!!!
Person #2: Yes!! It’s true.
Person #1: Well, you know what publishers really care about… publishing good books.
Person #2: It’s a scandal.
Person #1: An outrage.
Person #2: There are just too many great writers out there to choose from. That’s why publishing isn’t going down in flames.