Look, ma! No hands!
Um. Sorry. Let’s try again.
I’m not here! Well, technically I am here as I’m typing this, but I’m not here when you’re reading this. Yes, it’s worse than you’ve feared: you’ve been trapped in a Kurt Vonnegut novel.
So! I’m going to be away from the office for a little while and will not be posting “live.” But as you can see, through the WONDERS OF THE INTERNET the blog will be on autopilot and it will be as if I’ve never left. Spencer Tyra Heidi Phil Keoghan Collier Strong Bachelor. See? You won’t even miss me.
I have lined up a stellar crew of guest bloggers who will be keeping you company when I’m away. I will not be around to answer questions in the meantime, so if regulars could please fill in as needed and help the uninitiated I would greatly appreciate it.
Tomorrow we will be hearing from international bestselling author Jeff Abbott, and after that…. well, you’ll just have to see.
So please, have the run of the place but no roughhousing and mind the babysitter! I’ve already placed an order with the pizza parlor. Ta ta! See you on December 1st!