The Ultimate Book Title Contest

My love of query trends is well-documented, and people are often asking me what I see a lot of (whether they want to avoid or capitalize on trends depends on the person). One thing I'm prepared to declare official: the absolute most common titles include the words GATHERING and RISING. I always joke about how the ultimate title is THE SISTERHOOD OF THE CLUB CODE, but I think we're going to have to change that to THE GATHERING OF THE SISTERHOOD OF THE CLUB CODE RISING.

Anyway, here's an early You Tell Me since we're going to be celebrating America's birthday tomorrow (stay awesome, USA!): You Tell Me a million dollar book title, something that will send people scurrying to the bookstores. And heck, let's just go ahead and make it a contest. It doesn't have to be a parody like THE GATHERING OF THE SISTERHOOD OF THE CLUB CODE RISING, it could be something more straightforward like THE HOMEBOY PHONE (I'd buy that in a second) or THE BLACK SWAN (that one is taken, but is extremely awesome).

The winner (chosen at my sole and completely irrational discretion) will get their own query critique, and, of course, the bragging rights that come with winning a contest on a random blog.

Let the games begin!