Nathan Bransford, Author


Friday, July 6, 2007

The Results Are In...

Thank you to everyone who entered the Ultimate Title Challenge. I was really impressed by the quality of the submissions, and the mere idea of choosing a winner sent my stress levels skyrocketing. So I enlisted my fiancee, and together we pored over the THOUSANDS (ok, hundreds) of submissions, compiled our own independent list of favorites, and then compared notes at the end. A consensus was reached. And yes, there is a winner.

BUT FIRST, the runners up, in arbitrarily chosen genres. These people win infinite bragging rights, my undying respect and admiration and... well, that's pretty good, right? Round of applause for the runners up!


Best historical fiction: LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR - Kaytie M. Lee

Best nonsensical: A SMOKED CHEESE PIG AND A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING - brian_ohio

Best science fiction: ALIEN HOOKERS OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE - Scott

Best self-help (or literary fiction? we couldn't decide): THE PERFECT BOOK FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T: (NO... YOU AREN'T) - astairesteps

Best home and gardening: NOT IN MY BACKYARD: A SELF-HELP GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR YARD SQUIRREL-FREE - Have an agent; just entering for fun

Best humor: HOW TO FINISH A THOUGHT: FOR PEOPLE WHO - Stephen Parrish

Best chick lit: THE LYIN' BITCH AND HER WARDROBE - Dwight's Writing Manifesto

Best Nathan Bransford blog parody - WORD MATH FOR DUMMIES - Jamie

Best YA - HELP! MY MOM'S DATING A MILLIONAIRE! - Apryl

Best mystery - SHE NEVER HAS TO KNOW - Fred


And now, for the grand prize winner. I would have to agree with Michelle Moran on this one (Michelle's novel NEFERTITI comes out on Tuesday!!!)

The GRAND PRIZE WINNER, which entitles the author to a personalized query critique, even more infiniter bragging rights, and based on a unanimous decision (between me and my fiancee) is..............

THE BOOK OF USEFUL LIES - Laurel

Congratulations, Laurel!! And thanks again for entering everyone.

Have a great weekend!






25 comments:

Kaytie M. Lee said...

(A repost of my MySpace comment.)

Woo hoo! Maybe I will write that book, after all!

Cheers, Nathan, for bragging rights, your undying respect and admiration, and for the opportunity to spend 10 minutes on something other than what I'm supposed to be doing.

And cheers to your fiancee, too.

And congratulations to Laurel. I hope she is writing that book so I can read it someday.

jamie said...

"The Devil Wears Nada" was robbed.

Anonymous said...

Nathan,

Thank you (and your betrothed) for your time reading and deciding on our titles.

I have to tell you that I'm over the moon with your selections. Granted, I was a little sad at first that I didn't win the query prize, but all in all I'm happy as can be. You actually chose TWO of my titles (that's gotta count for something, right?) and I just CAN'T stop smiling.

To avoid sounding more arrogant than I already have, I'm signing anonymously. But thanks again for making my day!

brian_ohio said...

Nonsensical? Nonsensical! That's the working title for my memoir.

Thanks, Nathan. And to your future-better-half as well.

sour grapes said...

I must have been confused by the rules. I didn't know it was supposed to be just a clever, brilliant title, but one that was going to (as you said), "send people scurrying to the bookstores." So while Stephen Parrish's title was awesome, his book won't fly off the shelves. It's only going to sell to people who

Anonymous said...

What? You're engaged? Oh, Nathan, I'm crying in my cappucino.

How did I miss this?

You're such a cutie pie and so smart!

original bran fan said...

I would totally buy a book called THE BOOK OF USEFUL LIES.

Michelle Moran said...

Thanks for the link! And an excellent choice for winner ;]

I'll be waiting for USEFUL LIES to hit stores so I can look up the chapter on Editors. Maybe there'll be a useful lie in there somewhere for why I didn't finish my next book because I spent my time reading Nathan's blog!

takoda said...

Congrats to all the winners.

I liked Stephens the best. That was pretty funny.

Jamie, thanks for the vote!! Would YOU critique my query? (grin)

Cheers,

Luc2 said...

Excellent choice.
Congrats Laurel, and the winners in other categories.

Stephen Parrish said...

Thanks, Nathan, for

takoda said...

Oh man, Stephen. Once with the joke is fine. But twice is just

Now that Nathan has picked this as a winner, can you imagine the queries he's going to get??

Dear Wonderful Agent,
I saw your blog, and thought you might be interested in

It's based on the week I spent as Sharon Stone's personal

You can read an excerpt on my website at

I am looking forward to


Sincerely



(Or something like that)

Makes things much easier!

Stephen Parrish said...

Takoda, you make a good point. However

McKoala said...

Loved all of these!

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain the "word math for dummies" parody? I must have missed something. Thanks.

Crystal Jordan said...

Yay! Congrats to the winners!

jah said...

Congratulations to Laurel!

Nathan, you and your fiancee must have had a tough job picking just one winner!

Even though I didn't win, I had fun!

Nathan Bransford said...

Anon @ 10:58:

My fiancee says she agrees with you, but doesn't know how you reached that conclusion with the picture that was on my profile. She urged me to change it, which I did.

She also wanted me to say that she's trained in the arts of jujitsu, Chinese throwing stars, and sword fighting (but between you and me she made that up).

Anonymous said...

That is a better picture, Nathan. Your fiancee is right.

Is it just me, or are you aging in reverse?

Anonymous said...

Nathan,

I don't fence, and I'm scared of jujitsu, but I could probably avoid those Chinese stars ("Serpentine, Shel, serpentine!").

The cutie pie quotient of Formal Nathan in the Library? Quite high. I loved it! But I am not fickle--I love your new picture, too!

Now that I look closely, it kind of looks like . . . are you at a . . . is that . . . is that a rehearsal dinner?

Anon @10:58

Not crying in her glass of Crystal Light. I'm not! (I just--there's something in my eye.)

Anonymous said...

Liked the other photie better

Anonymous said...

Are you wearing an Izod?

They still make those?

Crystal Jordan said...

I'm with Anon @10:58...that's for sure a wedding/rehearsal dinner pic. Whether it's yours or not is the new question. When's the big day? Don't keep us in suspense!

Not that I'm crying or too interested or anything like that. You know...just mildly curious. *back away slowly from fiancee's mad ninja skillz*

Anonymous said...

...Seriously...and this is not meant to be non-serious...where do you find the time for all this? I thought literary agents never had the time to even go through partials!

Sherri said...

I just saw my buddy Dwight made the list. That'll teach me to skim. Yay, Dwight!

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